Another Deirdre Moment

Deirdre is always asking how to spell words or what # plus what equal what. So here's the conversation:
"Mom, what is 3+2?"
"Deirdre that equals five."
"No mom, that is thirty two."
"Okay"
"Mom, what is 2+3?"
"That would be twenty three. (Thinking I'm getting the game)
"No mom, that is 5!"
And in my head I am going Help, help HEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!
You have to laugh!